3 Squadron, 3(A)Wing

18 September 1963

The day finally dawned, when we were to 'sign on'. I remember that we were woken by a bugler outside the window, at 6:30 in the morning. The previous night , we'd been getting to know each other, visiting the NAAFI and having our first taste of service cooking.:( The NAAFI was of course a non alcoholic venue, as most of us were only 16 at the time. It was quite strange really, because there was no being shouted at from our NCOs, everyone was most pleasant, and we were herded about like little flocks of sheep. Same thing again in the morning, chivvied along to breakfast, and back to the blocks. Then on to Block 8, the block with all the lecture rooms in, and where our attestation was to take place.

We were lined up , in seats, in alphabetical order, and by trade. Quite how it worked out I'll never understand. But it seemed to be Dental, followed by Engines, Airframe and E&I mixed together. So I ended up between John Moody and Barry Nelson. I can't remember if they gave us a folder each to carry round, or if the folder appeared at one of the tables, but there were loads of papers to be filled in. Next of Kin, RAFBF donation slips ( quarter of a days pay per year), Permission to Smoke, and all kinds of Personal Details, and we are handed a slip of paper with a six digit number on it. The same number stamped on every piece of paper in the folder... Your SERVICE NUMBER ... MEMORIZE IT.

"...This was to be the first of many numbers to be memorized in the coming weeks."

Then came the attestation itself: About 50 of us at a time, standing before the RAF Standard, swearing our allegiance to Queen and country, and then back in to actually sign on the dotted line. I guess they took us in blocks of 50 because the rest of the 'milk run' would have been like a major traffic jam. From Block 8 , the next stop was the supply counter, where a complete kit was issued, the tailor in attendance to mark up alterations and whisk off the uniforms for adjustments. This lot all had to be carried back to the Blocks, and then sorted out, but there was now a catch. We were no longer treated like little sheep, but were now raw recruits, and the first thing a recruit gets after his kit.... is his haircut. Thinking back .. we WERE still treated like sheep, because we were just sheared. No short back and sides for us, All OFF was the only option. At least that's how it seemed. We all only had a little hair left on top. And that was the start of it .. from then on it was BULL, BULL, BULL when we were in the Block. Alternating sessions of Drill and PT when we weren't in the block, and for the first three weeks, we wore nothing but RAF Overalls. Not the type they have now, that are quite comfortable, but the old rough denim ones, with the large pocket on the side of one of the legs.

"...Each of us worked diligently on one or another piece of kit. We even cleaned the wax out of his ears! Yucckkkk!"

I always recall my astonishment in early days at seeing a group of Ton-threes bearing a colleague in full kit, webbing and all, on a bathroom door. They were, of course, taking one of their mates on his final "Jankers" parade. The inspecting officer would traditionally try to find some tiny fault with the victim's kit to justify another charge and more "Jankers" Later we came to understand the process only too well. If anyone in your room was on last night of jankers the proper form was for everyone to muck in and help him arrive at Wing HQ in perfect condition. I well remember removing Dave Wright's buttons to polish the backs properly before stitching them back on again. Another process involved polishing the studs on the bottom of his boots, then rubbing them with a solid block of that horrible yellow soap to protect them while the soles were polished to a high gloss with black Kiwi. The protective layer of soap was then removed with water and the soles gently dried to leave a perfect sole. Each of us worked diligently on one or another piece of kit. We even cleaned the wax out of his ears! Yucckkkk! To keep everything perfect we then removed a bathroom door (which easily lifted off the hinges) and used it to bear the apparition to the very door of Wing HQ. Fortunately for all, our efforts were satisfactory and he didn't get any more days on Jankers. I suppose they were trying to instill comradeship into us at the time but it was misery all the same. (Sent in by Frank Bowron)

One thing I hadn't been aware of before I joined up, was that we would spend all of the first year in Uniform, No civilian clothes allowed. After the first year, you could wear mufti at weekends, as long as it met with the approval of your flight commander, and in the third year we would be allowed to wear a lounge suit during off duty periods. That was the official line anyway - but you can see from the photos in the gallery that the letter of the law was well twisted at times. Ah well - boys will be boys !!!!!!

During our first three weeks square bashing the other entries were kept well away from us. After three weeks we were allowed to go to the "Astra" as a reward. (From which springs the distorted translation of the RAF motto - Per ardua ad astra - Through hardship to the cinema) We walked innocently into the cinema, which was full of older apprentices. They immediately started a chant of "Rooks-rooks-rooks.." gradually building up speed and volume and stamping their feet in time to the chant. Naturally we expected to be pounced on for some kind of initiation ritual, but they stopped... just like that and absolutely nothing happened. Most unnerving at the time though. (Sent in by Frank Bowron)

Although we spent every night cleaning the block, during those first weeks, Every Friday night was classed as "Bull Night", as on Saturday Morning, there was either a kit inspection or a parade, or a block inspection. As was usual, there was a lot of messing around on these nights, as well as a lot of "bulling". Erik Farr-Voller sent the first two of these two pictures, Taff McCarthy sent the others, obviously taken on one of those nights.... Further study by me and it looks like two of the pictures are very similar. Fortunately , either Taff had a very good memory or a sharp pencil back in 1963, as he has supplied names to his picture. Anybody want to own up to being any of the characters in the first two pictures?

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We learned to hate that phrase: "STAND BY YOUR BEDS"

Another not so fond memory was mass innoculation day. We lined up outside the upstairs recreation room of the 3 Wing "Tank" - apprentice speak for the NAAFI, Lord only knows why. (BTW does anyone know why RAF Officers were universally known as Zobbits?) Naked from the waist up, with our denim tops down, we were marched in, both hands on hips to run a gauntlet of medics armed with various needles. As we proceeded we were jabbed from both sides in succession. Then, denim tops back up again, we went out for an hour's square bashing - "Swing those arms shoulder high!!!" just to stop our arms freezing up. These days we hear all this talk of 'human rights' but in 1963 human rights hadn't been invented. (Sent in by Frank Bowron)

Erik also sent on some photographs taken outside Block 2, which I had forgotten (until I saw these pictures) was Building 105, I recognise Erik, and I think 2nd from left is Bruce McDowell,but who are the others?

"...Something that really stuck out when 7 of us met at the 2001 Tri-ennial reunion, was that we all shared the same sense of humour"
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November 2001I've been looking back over these pages, adding stories in and gathering photographs for inclusion in the pages, and I noticed that while we were a very sombre bunch ON DUTY (see the Winston Churchill funeral practice), we were also a good group of jokers. Something that really stuck out when 7 of us met at the 2001 Tri-ennial reunion, was that we all shared the same sense of humour, obviously something else we have to thank RAF Halton for !!!!!


Practising for Churchills Funeral - recognise anyone?

The actual funeral - some known faces here too

Remember the pranks that came from our strangely warped sense of humour? Once when I had been assigned to the "Tin Room" of the mess for some minor misdemeanour I managed to "borrow" a huge tin of Lyle's Golden Syrup which kept us in Sunday Breakfasts for many a week. Eventually it got mouldy and we needed to get rid of it. Our toilet seats were all varnished wood, so one night I sneaked into the 104th and 106th entry blocks and "varnished" all the toilet seats with a generous layer of Lyle's best. On the varnished wooden seats this was of course, quite invisible and the victims only found out after sitting down. As far as I could tell, not a single victim ever admitted to being caught but nonetheless, there must have been a lot of sticky bums next morning (Sent in by Frank Bowron)

Some of the people I remember from those early days, and those I met during my service days are:

Paddy Armstrong, Chris Base, The 2 Kennedy's (I later met both of them at RAF Swanton Morley, Short Dave K was a Chf Tech, and the other was a Flt. Lt), Mike Littlejohn, Fred Lejeune, Laurie Poulter, Johnny Haines (I later met him at BAe Warton, after he left the RAF), Malcolm Allen, John Dorrington (an ex-BE from St. Athan who had transferred over), Eric Pettigrew, Dave Bills, Ian Sloss (I last saw Ian in the RAF News as a Air. Cdr.), Bill Race, "Fitz", John Horrocks, Jock Crocker, Bernie Grix, Johnnie Keys, 'Smiler' Miles, Bert Wilkinson (I met Bert playing Hockey in 1980).

I would like all ex Ton5s to send in their details, just e-mail me.

There's a complete list of those who graduated on the InTouch page. It also includes indications of those I can contact both electronically (e-mail) and by snail mail.

I would like all ex Ton5s to send in their details, just e-mail me. I would prefer to keep the details more secure so that only the names, service numbers and minor details are actually available through the web site, and anyone wanting to contact someone else can contact me and I will forward mail on to the relevant person.

As I've been adding to these pages, people have sent me some pictures, notably Eric Farr-Voller, Barry Nelson, Dave Young and Paul Theobald. I (and my wife) had great fun deciphering the signatures on the rear of one photo sent by Paul, and me trying to match the names to the faces in the photo. If you can help with any of the identifications, see the pictures at the bottom of the page of "A" and "B" Flights. Thanks. Bill

Here is a photograph sent to me by David Lea,(who is in the picture , front and left), but can you name the others? For me. the faces jog the memory but names fail. I now recognise that this was taken on our "Passing On" day, when we would normally have moved on to Senior Wings (see below), and was taken outside Block 4 (Building 107 number is just visible in the picture). Alongside is a colour picture sent by Dave Young, and I think this may have been taken on the same day, but under more formal pose !!!!. Thankfully Dave also sent the names with the picture.

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You can judge for yourself, the formality of the riggers and the informality of the "leccies" :)

September 1963 - August 1965 From the end of 'BASIC' onwards we shared 3 Wing upper dining hall with 104 "B" flight. The first time one of the 104th swaggered into the dining hall and walked right to the front with a casual "Out of the way Rooks" he came upon Al "Muscles" Cosham at the head of the queue who politely told him to go away. Though only 16 years old, Al's hobbies were weightlifting and rugby football. He was 6'6"and 240 lbs of rippling muscle! "Who do you think you're talking to - Rook?" says our so-called senior apprentice. So Al picked the 'ton-four' up bodily and threw him across two tables. Still failing to get the message our daring idiot roared up to Al once more, whereupon Al picked him up, turned him upside down and dunked his head in the (very hot) baked beans. The duty cook nearly died of laughing and we never had any more problems with queue jumpers. ( Sent in by Frank Bowron)

"...breakfast at 7 am, out by 7:30 am and then back for lunch"

One of the things we had to get used to was 'Service cooking'. if you can imagine having about 500 apprentices in each wing, all clammering for breakfast at 7 am, out by 7:30 am and then back for lunch (in those days I called it DINNER) at 12 noon, out by 12:30 and back again for tea at 17:00, the cookhouse was a veritable hive of activity. It fell to the entries to supply the serving staff for each meal and this was arranged on a rota system. Obviously you had to be there before opening time, with the serveries ready for the onslaught. Breakfast time was no problem, but you had to leave workshops (or schools) early to serve at Dinner and Tea times. This was the dangerous times. Naturally, being aircraft apprentices, our hands were always in grease and oil, and it gets under your nails. To serve food, even in those days, your hands (and under the nails) had to be spotless, and the Orderly Officer (especially Fg Off Crawford, our Squadron Adjutant) was happy to charge anyone with the slightest speck of dirt under the nails.

We joined the RAF just in time for the autumn and Halton is heavily wooded. One day when the fall of leaves was particularly heavy, I found two leaves in my dinner. As the orderly officer came round asking if anyone had any complaints I announced that there were leaves in the stew. The orderly officer looked in my dish, then picked it up and told me to follow him. We went down the spiral stairs to the kitchen where the officer passed my complaint to the Flight Sergeant Cook. I was then led to a pantry where I was told to read the label on a tin and inspect the contents. After that, red faced with embarrassment, I was allowed to go back to my table to eat my meal. I was brought up in the North of England on simple working class fare and had never seen or heard of a Bay Leaf before :-) (Sent in by Frank Bowron)

For the first time ever, an entry was to spend more than a year in 3 Wing. This was brought about because of a change in the RAF training policies, originally envisaged for the TSR2 program, but after the aircraft was scrapped by the Labour Government, the whole Training scheme was drastically and totally re-arranged.

"...Finally he turned to us all sitting open -mouthed in disbelief and said "What f***ing exhaust system?" Ouch!"

Some of the training was 'adjusted' to fill in some gaps created by this change in policy, but a lot of us still ended up sitting around, just studying for 'finals'. (I say that somewhat tongue-in-cheek)

A good lesson in how not to get a "private" job done was delivered by Chief Tech Teague the Blacksmithing instructor. We were doing gas welding at the time and he was standing at the front in leather apron and welding helmet. In his right hand was a welding torch, just lit but with the flame turned down and no oxygen flow. Suddenly a Flt. Lt. barged in carrying the components of an exhaust system for an Austin Healey Sprite. He placed them on the floor turned to Chiefy Teague and said "Just weld the silencer on Chief, I'll pop back in an hour to collect it, there's a good chap!" and walked out. Without a word, Chiefy Teague lowered the face mask, turned on the oxygen and adjusted the flame. Then he cut the whole exhaust system into 6" lengths, turned off the torch, put up the face mask and tossed all the pieces into a dustbin. Finally he turned to us all sitting open -mouthed in disbeleief and said "What f***ing exhaust system?" Ouch! (Sent in by Frank Bowron)

The 105th were to be the second to last entry of Aircraft Apprentices, with a revised schools schedule, which actually started during our 3 weeks basic training. The idea was to test us, by having us sit the normal end of 1st year exams before we actually started training at schools and workshops, and to accelerate our training so that we would complete what had been a 3 year training period in a little under 2 years. One of the benefits of this , to us , was that most of the entry would be doing their ONC. Previous entries had only had a small percentage of their apprentices in the ONC stream. The benefit to the RAF was that we would be the pilot scheme for the Technician apprentices, who would be multi-traded, and start 1 year behind us, and would all pass out as Corporals. We would still pass out as Junior Technicians, with some Corporals and some with accelerated promotion, ie promotion to Corporal would occur within 1 or 2 years instead of the normal 3 after promotion exams. It seemed somewhat unfair to us , but once you'd signed on the dotted line...there was little you could do about it. At the same time as the Technician apprentices started, so too did the first entry of Craft apprentices, the 201st, who actually started their life in 2 Wing, in the place that would have been ours under the old system. They were to be the two year apprentices of which we were also the pilot.

"...I know we didn't win the inter team competition, but we didn't come last either."

We progressed through schools and workshops at quite a gallop, quite a few of us taking extra 'O' levels on the way. But it was the non scholastic training which seems to stick in my mind most.

GDT or Ground Defence Training was the category which seemed to cover almost all aspects of being an airman first and a tradesman second. We learned how to shoot weapons, hike over most of the Halton woods (who doesn't remember Pimple point or Coombe Hill). I looked the area over on a map recently and was quite astonished at the distances we must have covered in some of our Saturday morning jaunts. It was under this banner that we also spent two weeks in the Brecon Beacons, near the village of Llangurig, doing our R&I training, For some reason, I was made a Team Leader. I remember Frank Bowron was in my team as well as another band member. I know we didn't win the inter team competition, but we didn't come last either. :)

I certainly remember our Summer camp in Wales. One memory is of getting up at about 2 am to listen to the Clay-Liston fight on the radio. It was all over in two minutes and we ruined a night's sleep for nothing. Another is of our petrol driven stove exploding and sending the priming pump piston flying over the tents in a jet of burning petrol. How the tent didn't catch fire I will never know. Do you remember "Plonk Handley" using his haversack as a sledge to get down the last steep slope before Marteg bivouac? He must have reached about 60 miles an hour and we thought we would never see him alive again. (Sent in by Frank Bowron)

The pictures below were sent in by Dave Young ("A" Flight) and Paul Theobald ("B" Flight). If you click either of them you will be presented with a larger version in a new window, and for "B" Flight, the signatures on the reverse. Where I can remember faces and names I have filled them in on the grid. If you know any of them, or are one of them, please let me know.

One thing I noticed when I looked at these pictures, if you look at Tim Slaney ( "B" Flight, Center, 2nd row down), he is still wearing denims. Tim's size was such that there were no standard uniforms to fit him, and so his were specially ordered. (In fairness to Tim, I have to add that the term Standard Uniform left a lot to be desired, as everyone had to be altered)

***** If anyone reading this can help out with pictures, documents etc., please contact me. Photographs can be either scanned or, if you can't scan them I can arrange that. If you only have negatives or slides, I can arrange to have them digitized too. *****